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Pragmatic Books

I have enjoyed the The Pragmatic Programmer: From Journeyman to Master and the Programming Ruby: A Pragmatic Programmer’s Guide books by Dave and Andy Now they have written two new pragmatic books with a third on the way: The Pragmatic Starter Kit with books on CVS and JUnit already available. I’ll be buying them after I finish this entry… (PDF or printed version? hmm - PDF is faster satisfaction) (oh, and here are the Amazon.de links for the “real” books): ...

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Interesting things happening on the AI front

Here I am, innocent and all, when all of a sudden a new Yahoo Messenger window opens… The transcript might not be suitable for younger persons that are influenced easily but fun nonetheless… Bot technology has improved quite a bit! Read on for the conversation: kraziekookiegurl: hi…. anyone there? jenscfischer: yes kraziekookiegurl: oh your there hi… jenscfischer: what can I do for you? kraziekookiegurl: a/s/l (age seex location)? jenscfischer: 36/m/switzerland kraziekookiegurl: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thoughtt you might like to chat. kraziekookiegurl: so what have you been up to jenscfischer? jenscfischer: then you should have known the anwers to all of the a/s/l question already kraziekookiegurl: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i wasgetting kinda horny (*blushes) jenscfischer: you are a bot, right? kraziekookiegurl: bot? whas that? some kinda insult or something? kraziekookiegurl: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? plrase please… jenscfischer: what on us tv made you horny? kraziekookiegurl: i think ill just take that as a yes… being as that im starting to get real horny hrre.. lol ok? jenscfischer: what are your perversions then? kraziekookiegurl: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you oout of your pants? jenscfischer: that’s not perverted at all - that’s normal behaviour. do you have a kinkier side than just giving head? kraziekookiegurl: ;-) jenscfischer: I take that as…? kraziekookiegurl: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out off my panties jenscfischer: I’m nasty and have a bad breath… I hope you can handle that kraziekookiegurl: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hhand down between my legs and part my moist lips jenscfischer: cute bot jenscfischer: but very vanilla kraziekookiegurl: oh you mean one of those aito talk things or something right.. lol. well if you were in my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick jenscfischer: aito? kraziekookiegurl: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig ently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat kraziekookiegurl: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. uuse the link in my profile! jenscfischer: today we had really nice weather jenscfischer: some sun jenscfischer: not too cold kraziekookiegurl: whhat do you think of my pics? kraziekookiegurl: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hhold on… jenscfischer: beautiful jenscfischer: unfortunately I had to work kraziekookiegurl: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there jenscfischer: impressive - quite impressive - you might want to work on the context sensing logic a bit though ...

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Ask Igor

We had a good laugh at this one - people who know me personally and know what I did in the beginning of the year will know why… AskIgor is a service that will automatically test faulty programs and tell you why they fail. (Limited to C/C++ Linux86 programs at the moment - but hey - some would argue that exactly these programs would benefit the most) Interesting also is the work, that the people behind the AskIgor service are doing for Eclipse. They are developing a number of plugins that analyze why your Java programs are failing. The first one, that is available already can deduce faulty input. ...

Jens-Christian Fischer